Thanks to Jovan Mackenzy for the contribution.
Church Sign Insanity
From time to time we find church signs that are just ridiculous and so we post them here to help people understand WHY it isn't helpful to have these sorts of signs...
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Pet Blessing
Words can't even begin to describe the ridiculous nature of this one...
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
How to hug a vampire?

If you think rightly about your own sin you will seek to grow in the area of loving others because you grasp at least a small portion of the greatness of the love that Christ has shown you.
This is non-sense.
p.s. - I realize it is not technically a "church sign" but it qualifies right?
Monday, July 30, 2012
Need a lifeguard?
If I had to guess I would surmise that you can expect a watered down Gospel message from their pulpit to match their water joke on the sign. (See what I did there...)
Thanks to Travis Ferguson for this one.
Monday, July 9, 2012
You think it is hot here?
So, I think that this one is an attempt on an old familiar sign phrase... The saying usually goes, "You think it's hot here!? -- God."
But this one seeks to just put God in the question mode as if God sidles up next to you and says 'Psst... psst... Do you think it is hot here?" Hoping for your affirmation so that He can justify turning the thermostat down a little. HA!
In reality, it is supposed to get the reader to think on Hell. Is Hell hot? Well, Scripture seems to indicate that it is in fact hot. But heat should not be used as a deterrent. I don't want anyone to want to avoid Hell because it will be hot... I want people to flee from Hell because they see their sin is what is carrying them there and that Jesus is offering them salvation!
But this one seeks to just put God in the question mode as if God sidles up next to you and says 'Psst... psst... Do you think it is hot here?" Hoping for your affirmation so that He can justify turning the thermostat down a little. HA!
In reality, it is supposed to get the reader to think on Hell. Is Hell hot? Well, Scripture seems to indicate that it is in fact hot. But heat should not be used as a deterrent. I don't want anyone to want to avoid Hell because it will be hot... I want people to flee from Hell because they see their sin is what is carrying them there and that Jesus is offering them salvation!
Labels:
church signs silliness,
hell,
unbiblical view of hell,
watered down gospel,
watered down message
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Saving doesn't just happen at Wal-Mart...
Thanks to my good friend Travis for this post. To reduce the saving message of the Gospel to a Wal-Mart comparison is to cheapen the majesty and awesomeness of what Christ did for sinners on the cross!

Monday, June 18, 2012
This place distributes the bread of life... but only if you're old enough!
It also raises the question. Should we be a culture that is so given to niche churches? Where is the line between a church that preaches the Gospel and reaches the community they are in vs making customized churches that are about us instead of God? Discuss.
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