God is like Alka-Seltzer?

Jesus is like Alka-Seltzer?  According to this church He is...

What's wrong with my Granny's church?

I am no fan of niche churches whatsoever... they, to me, miss the ENTIRE point of the church being the ekklesia... the gathering of believers who, by their diverse makeup, demonstrate the unity brought by the Holy Spirit when a person is saved from their sins...

"Son" Screen Prevents "Sin" Burn.

Really? Really? We are going to reduce the propitiatory sacrifice of Jesus Christ for our traitorous rebellion against the Holy God who created down to something so trite as a play on words?  Why, just why?